Сценарий сказки "Алиса в стране чудес"

sister

Please, Alice, be attentive!

Alice

No pictures, no conversations!

What is the use of a book  without pictures or conversations!

Rabbit

Oh, dear! Oh, dear! I shall be late!

Alice

A rabbit!      

With a watch!

Strange, very strange!

Rabbit

I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!

Oh! It’s really is a crime!

I’m always in a hurry

But I never quite on time!

I’m going to be in trouble,

The duchess hates to wait!

She’s going to be so angry,

Cos I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!

Alice

Mr. Rabbit! Wait, please, wait!

Alice

What a strange place!        

   Let me out! Let me out!

Oh! A key!

What a beautiful garden!   But I am too big!

Oh! A little bottle! …     «Drink Me!»

Oh my! What’s happening?

Now for the garden!

The key!     The key is on the table!

Oh, here is something! … «Eat me!»

Curiouser and curiouser!

Rabbit

Oh, the Duchess, the Duchess!   She will punish me.

She is so strict.     Ah!

Alice

Mr. Rabbit!  Please, wait, please…

It’s a magic fan!

How queer (чудаковатый [ kwɪər ]) is everything today! Let me think.

I am not the same.    And …who am I?

Caterpillar

Who are you?

Alice

I… I don’t know.

Caterpillar

What do you mean by that.  Explain yourself.

Alice

I can’t explain myself,    because I’m not myself,     you see.

Caterpillar

I don’t see.

Alice

Well, you know, TRANSFORMATIONS.

Caterpillar

- I know transformations,    and so what?

I’ve been constantly changing       but I never forget        who I am.

You, who are you?

Alice

That’s enough. Everybody is teaching me here!    I’m leaving!

Caterpillar

Come back.     I have something important to say.

Keep your temper( настроение [ ˈtem.pər ])!

Alice

Is that all?

Caterpillar

No. So you think   you’re changed,  do you?

Alice

I am, sir.  I don’t keep the same size  for 10 minutes together.

Caterpillar

What size do you want to be?

Alice

Well, I don’t like changing  so often,   you know.

Caterpillar

- I don’t know.

One side will make you   grow taller,

and the other side will make you grow shorter.

Alice

One side of what?

The other side of what?

Caterpillar

Of the mushroom…

Fish

For the Duchess. An invitation from the Queen to play croquet.

Frog

From the Queen. An invitation for the Duchess to play croquet.

Alice

It’s no use in knocking!

Cook

Pepper! I want more pepper!    Pepper! I need more pepper!

Alice

Please, would you tell me why your cat smiles like that?

The Duchess

It’s a Cheshire cat and that’s why.

Alice

I didn’t know that cats could smile.

The Duchess

They all can.

Alice

I don’t know…

The Duchess

You don’t know much and that’s a fact.

Cook

Pepper!  More pepper!

Alice

Please, be careful!

The Duchess

Nonsense!

The Duchess

Speak roughly to your little boy,

And beat him when he sneezes:

He only does it to annoy,

Because he knows it teases.

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Cook

I speak severely to my boy,

And beat him when he sneezes:

For he can thoroughly enjoy,

The pepper when he pleases! Wow! Wow! Wow!

The Duchess

Here! You may nurse it a bit, if you like.

I must go   and get ready

to play croquet    with the Queen.

Alice

Don’t grunt!       Oh, it’s a pig!

Alice

Cheshire Puss, would you tell me, please,

which way I ought to go from here?

Cat

That depends on where you want to get to.

Alice

I don’t much care where.

Cat

Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.

Alice

What sort of people live about here?

Cat

-  In that direction lives a Hatter.

And in that direction

lives a March Hare.

They are both mad.

We are all mad here.

I’m mad.

You are mad.

Do you play croquet with the Queen today?

Alice

But I haven’t been invited yet.

Cat

You’ll see me there.        By the by, what became to the baby?

Alice

It turned into a pig.

Cat

Did you say pig or fig?

Alice

I said pig.    Will you be so kind   not to vanish    so suddenly?

Cat

All right.

Alice

Well,  I’ve often  seen a cat without a smile,

but a smile     without a cat…

It’s the most curious thing I ever saw    in my life!

Hatter- March Hare

No room, no room! No room, no room!

Alice

There’s plenty of room!

March Hare

Have some wine.

Alice

I don’t see any wine!

March Hare

There isn’t any.

Alice

It wasn’t very polite of you to offer it.

March Hare

It wasn’t very polite of you  to sit down

without being invited.

Hatter

Why is a raven( ворон [ ˈreɪ.vən ]) like a writing desk?

Alice

- I don’t know.

Hatter

What day of the month is it?

Alice

The fourth.

Hatter

Two days wrong.  I told you butter wouldn’t suit it.

March Hare

- It was the best butter.  It was the best butter, you know.

Alice

What a funny watch!  It tells the day of the month

Hatter

Have you guessed the riddle?

Alice

No, and what’s the answer?

Hatter ---  March Hare

- I haven’t  the slightest idea ---  Nor I.

Hatter

Clean cups!  Clean cups!

March Hare

We have quarreled with Time.

Hatter

It’s always 6 o’clock now.

March Hare

It’s always tea-time.

Hatter

We have no time to wash the cups.

Hatter

Tell us a story, please.

Alice

I’m afraid , I don’t know any.

March Hare

The Dormouse is asleep again.    

Wake up, Dormouse. Tell us a story.

Dormouse

I wasn’t asleep.

Dormouse

Once upon a time   there lived   three little sisters…

Hatter-MarchHare

Wake up, Dormouse, wake up!

Dormouse

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!     --------

How I wonder what you are at!

Up above the world you fly  ---

Like a tea-tray in the sky,

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!  ---

How I wonder what you are at!

All

Clean cups!  Clean cups!

Alice

- It’s the stupidest  tea-party –

-I ever was at –

in all my life!

--They are absolutely mad!

Alice

Would you tell me please, why  you are painting roses?

Cards

You see, Miss,   it’s a terrible mistake.

The queen likes red roses.

The Queen, The Queen!

Queen

-Who painted my roses red?    You? You? You?

Off with his head!  Off with his head!  Off with his head!

Who is this?  Idiot! What’s your name, child?

Alice

My name is Alice, your Majesty.

Queen

Can you play croquet?

Alice

Yes, your Majesty.

Queen

Come on then. Take your places!

Rabbit

It’s… It’s a very fine day.

Alice

Very fine. Where’s the Duchess?

Rabbit

Oh, hush, hush… The Queen will here you.

The Duchess  is  in prison.

Cat

How are you getting on?   How do you like the queen?

Queen

Who are you talking to?

Alice

It’s my friend-a Cheshire cat,  your Majesty.

Queen

I don’t like it.   But it may kiss my hand if it likes.

Cat

I’d rather not.

Queen

Off with his head! Off with his head!

Cards

No head! your Majesty.

Queen

Good. Lets play.

Herald

The king calls you all  -

To the courtroom today  -

The trial is starting

-  So come right away!

Come to the trial

-Come and see the show

- Stop what you are doing

-Because it’s time to go

Come to the courtroom

- For a little while

-Come everybody

-  Come to the Trial!

Someone is guilty

- Someone must pay

- So come to the courtroom

-  The trial starts today!

Rabbit

Silence in the court!

Queen

Herald, read the accusation.

Rabbit

The Queen of Hearts,      she made some tarts,

All on a summer day,

The Knave of Hearts,  he stole those tarts and took them quite away.

Queen

Call the first witness!

Rabbit

First witness! The Hatter.

Queen

Give your evidence.

Hatter

-  I am a poor man, your Majesty…   And the March Hare said…

March Hare

-   No, no! I didn’t! I deny it!

Hatter

Well, the Dormouse said…        I can’t remember…

Queen

You must remember. Call the next witness.

Rabbit

Next witness! Alice!

Queen

What do you know about this business?

Alice

Nothing!

Queen

Off with her head! Off with her head!

Alice

Who cares for you!    You are just a pack of cards!

Sister

Wake up, Alice dear! What a long sleep you’ve had!

Alice

Oh! I’ve had such a curious dream!